"We read a book, and then she asked me why I was standing on one foot."
"What was the book abou --- you were standing on one foot?"
"Yeah. It was about going to kindergarten."
"Why were you standing on one foot?"
"That's what she asked me!"
"Yeah, but what did you tell her?"
"Because I know how."
Yikes. Now I REALLY don't want to let her go out there in the big world by herself. I just need one more year. We still haven't covered Not Being The Weird Kid, Just Because You Know How.