Friday, May 15, 2009

7 Reasons I Have Not Posted

1.  Would rather spend time with kids, who are getting cuter, and older, by the minute.

2.  Facebook, which uses up my Funny.

3.  Unreliable internet connection, due to Trying To Do It Myself, like a schmuck.

4.  Mild depression  (I'm depressed, in way that still allows me to sing Lionel Ritchie songs in my head,  most often addressed to the Snickers ice cream bars in the freezer, or my bed.)  

5.  Five Seasons of Lost I have to catch up on.  I have purpose, and that purpose is to get myself to 2010 so I can make sense of that whole thing.  Also, Charlie, and sometimes Jack.  

6.  Missing camera.  I think my camera may have watched that Lifetime movie about the lady who runs away from her abusive husband, only to end up in the same town with a different identity.  My camera may be in this house, under the assumed identity of a grillmate.  My phone and Lennon's hairbrush are probably planning an escape as we speak.  The inanimate objects in my house pretty much hate me.  

7.  Four Things Prison Inmates Have That I Don't:
                 A.  Yard Time
                 B.  Income
                 C.  Visitors
                 D.  A Story to tell


Mama's Place said...

Maybe that is what I should do is go to prison so that I can have some type of income....since I can't find a job. Question what should I do to end up there? Nothing awful OK.

Anonymous said...

OMG, you're on Facebook!! Friend me, friend me!! (I think you have my full name, if you still have my e-mail address...)

Kristin said...

I'm loving Facebook - and you will LOVE Lost, trust me. It will take up lots of your time, but it is 100% worth it.

Katy said...

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I just had a convorsation about Lionel Richie with a few friends and we agreed that there's somethig about Lionel that makes you want to kill yourself. You need to STOP listening to Richie and get yourself some Billy Ocean.

Oh wait, he may be worse.

diane said...

You're post needs to be on medication - it was all over the place and I loved it.
Thanks for this weekend. You and Kristin are wonderful.

StephenOlsonFamily said...

You really fascinate me. I check your blog every so often, and I forget how entertaining you are. Hope to see you guys soon!


Scarlet said...

Why is facebook so addicting? I find myself on there for periods of time I was unaware that I had and really nothing to show for it when I am done.