I'm serious, that's a real "look" and the company fully expects people to buy into it. I'm so glad I'm done having kids.
Oh, and I feel old. Like Winona Ryder-at-the-end-of-Edward-Scissorhands,- sitting-in-her-wheelchair old. American Apparel? You age me, and I hate you for it. If I saw you in the streets, I'd kick you in the nuts. Unless you were pregnant, in which case I would just give you a unitard wedgie.