Here is a Post I Didn't Post from April. The reason I didn't share it before is because it's disgusting, and my blog isn't about disgusting things. At least it WASN'T about disgusting things. Past tense.
I apologize to my kids, reading this in the future, because nothing on the internet ever goes away, and Mommybloggers are setting their kids up for ridicule and shame, and don't I know boundaries? I put it in a different color though, so that means it's practically invisible.
Lennon got a bloody nose this morning, and then Harrison pooped during a changing. Both happened on my side of the bed. I would like a new mattress.
Later this morning I grabbed what I thought was a booger from my baby's hair. I wiped it off onto a tissue, and went on my way. Boogers are gross, and I planned to wash my hands before going into the kitchen, but boogers aren't a Rush To The Sink kind of deal. Admit it, as long as the boogers are yours or your baby's, they're not that big a deal. Poop, however, is, and after a minute or two of trying to place That Smell, I realized that I shouldn't write off brownish-green gooey stuff in my son's hair so quickly as mucus.
I gave Harrison Fruit Loops for the first time yesterday. He loved them, just a little too much, and the bowl was quickly emptied. Then he went looking for something else to eat. He found it in a piece of string cheese under his high chair, which he placed in his mouth, decided he didn't like, and spit it out, causing a gag reflex that brought up an entire bowl of Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops don't taste good to any of us anymore.
Lennon farted on my hand when I was trying to help her do a cartwheel. The heat was a little off-putting.
In case there's any question about it, Kids are gross.