Some Halloween jokes for you, so you can get into the spirit:
Q: What do ghosts read?
A: BOOks!
Q: What do ghosts wear on their feet?
A: BOOts!
Q: What's a ghost's favorite thing to drink?
A: BOOze!
Q: What sound do ghosts make when they explode?
A: BOOm!
Q: Who is a ghost's favorite American pioneer and trailblazer?
A: Daniel BOOne!
Q: What do you give a ghost who is trying to reach something high up?
A: A BOOst!
Q: What did the boy ghost like best about his ghost girlfriend?
A: Her smile.
3 comments:
And what dance do like to do? The BOOgie!
And what nasally substance do they like to eat? Same answer!!
I will ABSOLUTELY never be as funny as you. Or mrsmouthy. That was a given.
I love the last one...come on now!
Post a Comment