Some Halloween jokes for you, so you can get into the spirit:
Q: What do ghosts read?
Q: What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Q: What's a ghost's favorite thing to drink?
Q: What sound do ghosts make when they explode?
Q: Who is a ghost's favorite American pioneer and trailblazer?
A: Daniel BOOne!
Q: What do you give a ghost who is trying to reach something high up?
A: A BOOst!
Q: What did the boy ghost like best about his ghost girlfriend?
A: Her smile.