Just Some Cute Stuff That Gets Said Around Here

(While watching 101 Dalmatians)

L: Mom, that lady should have gotten her drivers' license.

M: I don't think they give those to crazy people.

L: Is that why you don't have one?

L: Can I live there? What's it called?

M: London?

L: Yeah London. Wait, dogs can talk in London?

M: Only the smart ones.

L: I can tell you're lying, because then EVERYONE would live there.

H: Pess Pay! Pess Pay!

L: Mom, he needs you to press play.

M: I know, I understood him.

L: You know lots of languages.

M: Just the important ones.

L: Like Pirate?

(While eating French Toast)

L: This tastes like sugar.

H: NO! (in reference to the milk I was pouring, not in reference to her statement)

L: It's okay Harrison, we can eat it because it's dinner, so it doesn't count.

L: Harrison would make a good dog.

H: (laughs)

M: Or a hyena.

L: Mom. *sigh* That's the same as a dog, only for lions.

L: Did you know George Washington was our first president?

M: Did you know he had wooden teeth?

L: Did you know he was president for eight years?

M: Did you know he was a Freemason?

L: Did you know he was born in February?

M: Did you know he wore a wig?

L: You win.