Rose Ceremony Time. Ah, Michelle.... She doesn't hide anything. Including her psycho-hose-beast nature. I keep expecting her to go, "HI WAYNE" and then crash into a car on her bike.
Rozlynn got in trouble. Thought she was safe, didn't you? FOOLED YOU. Chris looked like he was going to cry when he confronted her on the "line crossing." That's dedication, Chris. You know, keeping the Ratings Face under check.
"I don't think my personal life is anyone's business," said the girl looking for a husband on a national program.
So then she packs her bags for fifteen minutes. And Chris and Jake talk to the girls, and some of them cry.
Don't worry. They talked it out. They're good now.
And Jake gave out his roses, and when he said, "I cannot afford another bad decision" the camera stopped on Michelle's portrait. Love it. She still got through to next week. Love it MORE.
(Bye Not-Blonde Ashley and Drunk-Girl Christina)