Oh, please, please, allow me to display the goods:
For those of you not familiar with inventory you can steal from a hospital room, I will itemize, clockwise, in no particular order of "What Kind of Crazy...??":
surgical mask with splash guard (gross)
Shampoo, Conditioner, Roll-On Deodorant
Giant Diaper (or possibly normal-sized diaper for Giant Baby)
toothbrush & toothpaste
lubricant jelly (can only guess Diane threw that in)
2 1/2 pairs of (latex-free?) gloves
It isn't that these items aren't useful, or appreciated. I just think Irene and her daughters figured that homemade tortillas were probably not going to get a mention on my blog as quickly as hospital sundries would. And they were right, as I would probably be spending this time eating tortillas rather than typing. Smart girls, those.
I seriously love the Francis family, and I absolutely hate that you guys even had to be in situation where you had access to these items (I hope everything is okay), but please be prepared to receive homemade gifts made out of diapers and lubricant. It's so on.