Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I feel as though I may have invited myself to something that I was not invited to, but I don't know if I did that or not, because it feels like I did, but it's also likely I didn't, and now that I'm exposing myself it's that much harder to ask if I just invited myself, because I already feel dumb about it, but not dumb enough to actually do anything abou.....

Stop the presses. I was sitting here typing this out and Harrison was just sitting at the table watching me quietly when out of nowhere he yells a war cry, "BAH!!!!!!!" and then proceeds to let loose the longest release of gas I have ever heard. It was like a motorcycle revving its engine. Then he just smiled and covered his face and went, "heh."

No wonder nobody invites us anywhere. This was the highlight of my day.

4 comments:

witticism here said...

Ummm, I invited you to something that I truly expect you and your children to show up. Evite RSVP por favor.

diane said...

Harrison is awesome.
You're always invited but never show. Just fyi.

Sheri_Beri said...

That's hilarious. All of it... That's such a horrible feeling, feeling like you've invited yourself to something you weren't going to be invited to... Unless it's family or a good friend, then who cares.

Cassandra said...

Ha! Harrison sounds like a "gas"! LOL! I keed, I keed.

Um, not sure if I've ever invited myself anywhere...I think I would be overly-embarrassed if I did though...I'm just paranoid like that.