I feel as though I may have invited myself to something that I was not invited to, but I don't know if I did that or not, because it feels like I did, but it's also likely I didn't, and now that I'm exposing myself it's that much harder to ask if I just invited myself, because I already feel dumb about it, but not dumb enough to actually do anything abou.....
Stop the presses. I was sitting here typing this out and Harrison was just sitting at the table watching me quietly when out of nowhere he yells a war cry, "BAH!!!!!!!" and then proceeds to let loose the longest release of gas I have ever heard. It was like a motorcycle revving its engine. Then he just smiled and covered his face and went, "heh."
No wonder nobody invites us anywhere. This was the highlight of my day.
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Mom to two of the most adorable kids named after Beatles, wife to a frustratingly-talented musician stuck in a suit and tie, sister to the biggest bunch of head cases you'll never meet, daughter to a genius and a saint, and friend to all. Legally blind, Certifiably bipolar, and Undeniably oversharing, the only question left to ask is, Why wouldn't you be reading this?
4 comments:
Ummm, I invited you to something that I truly expect you and your children to show up. Evite RSVP por favor.
Harrison is awesome.
You're always invited but never show. Just fyi.
That's hilarious. All of it... That's such a horrible feeling, feeling like you've invited yourself to something you weren't going to be invited to... Unless it's family or a good friend, then who cares.
Ha! Harrison sounds like a "gas"! LOL! I keed, I keed.
Um, not sure if I've ever invited myself anywhere...I think I would be overly-embarrassed if I did though...I'm just paranoid like that.
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