Friday, January 16, 2009

I Hate Mike Post

Eric wouldn't stop playing the theme to Law and Order on his guitar last night.  I can't tell you how irritating that song is.  Oh wait.  I can.  

The theme song to Law and Order is one step below the theme song to Seinfeld and one step above the theme song to Saturday Night Live (no link, you're welcome).  The theme song to Law and Order rips and tears its way into your skull, embedding itself in the most vulnerable parts of your brain and preventing any other sensible or peaceful thoughts from surfacing past its insufferable electric guitar.  The theme song to Law and Order is also the theme song to dental work, constipation, and stubbing your toe.  

If the theme song to Law and Order were a man, it would chew gum, wear a mustache and dance like Mick Jagger.  If the theme song to Law and Order were a woman, it would  drink too much pinot and always be on its period.  If the theme song to Law and Order were an animal it would be extinct by now, because cavemen would not have tolerated it.  

The theme song to Law and Order tastes like cat food, smells like Tucson, and feels like Lee Press-On Nails on pantyhose.

It is not a good song, and husbands should not play it on their guitar because they think it's funny to see their wives slowly go mad with rage against crappy instrumentals.  

However, when searching You Tube for a clip of the song for one's blog, one cannot ignore this sort of genius:



The crayon oboe just might make it all worth it.  

9 comments:

Jillsywillsy said...

I used to have the Law and Order theme song as the ringer on my phone. I thought it was cool.

I love that video.

Eric said...

bom bom doo doo doo doo doo.

bom bom doo doo doo doo doo doo.

bom bom bom bom bom ba dum.

Katy said...

I caught about 15 seconds of this before I decided I shouldn't watch this at work. So funny though. I'll have to watch the whole thing later.

Homer said...

I hate Post for that Van Halen 3 album. Bastard...

Scarlet said...

I currently have the theme to Doogie Howser MD stuck in my head thanks to the genius of Neil Patrick Harris and SNL for doing a hilarious digital short of him playing the song on a keyboard. But I have to say it is kind of catchy.

Momma Trish said...

You're right; the crayon oboe does make it all worth it!

Mrs. Mouthy sent me your way. Enjoying the blog! Will be back.

Ern said...

OMG, Renee... "smells like Tucson" and "..always on her period". Thank you so much. I've been down and out lately, and this post literally sent me to tears, but the good kind. You are hilarious. You made my night. I love you.

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