Well, I listened to some advice and revisited the budget, Like Katy said, I have to be realistic on our entertainment expenses. We can't just sit around looking at each other. Plus, I hadn't factored in birthday presents, which we're not going to ignore, and I needed to allow for the rise in energy costs in the summer, so that we don't bake while we just sit around looking at each other.
We'll miss you Harrison, but you're cute, so I'm sure the gypsies we'll be selling you to will find you a good home, no problem.
Okay, okay, we're not selling Harrison. But if someone makes an offer on Lennon's hair, done deal.
In the meantime, I'm going to have to come up with extra money every month. Not a lot. Like, not enough to justify sending Eric into zombie mode again with a second job. But maybe enough to allow the government to inject us with radioactive dye just to see how long we'll glow. Medical experiments, market research groups, secret shopping, phone book delivery, census working,ebay, etsy shop in which I sell......jokes?, panhandling, adult masseuse, scam artisting..... just brainstorming here.
Come on team, I know you guys have some options I haven't considered yet. There are no wrong answers. Except for Etsy shop in which I sell jokes. That was stupid.