Friday, September 12, 2008

Sybil

I'm doing a different blog, more pop-culture centered, that I'll be updating more often, but I won't ignore this one. Just thought I'd reassure everyone of that. Don't go jumping any ledges or anything just because I'm screwing up your daily Renee fix.

I just got scared that I was able to google my name, or L-'s name, and there was a lot of personal information out there. Identity theft, kidnappers, junk mail... Anyway, the point of the other blog is to be able to write ridiculous stuff and not have anyone trace it back to me (unless someone knows how to track an ISP address, in which case, I'm screwed).

I'm a gemini, so I think it's okay that I have multiple online personalities.

As a sign of good faith, I'll go ahead and post something not totally neurotic today,

Um....

Well.....

Oh! Okay, so... no. That story reeks of Crazy....

uh....................

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hm. Neuroticism is kind of rampant today. Sorry guys.

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Okay, we'll go with the puppy fever story.

Heather and Jack are getting/got a new pup. I think they said he's a labradoodle. That's a fancy word for mutt. I L-O-V-E mutts.

I can tell I have puppy fever pretty bad right now, because last weekend I was in a room full of babies with fat cheeks, and the only think I wanted to do was grab the lone cocker spaniel in the corner and squeeze him and love him and call him George. I know we'll get ourselves a dog someday, but right now, the feeling is pretty strong. EVERYONE has a dog right now. If I could get pregnant with puppies, I would so skip the pill.

And now you see why I need the other blog.......

4 comments:

Becca said...

I'm happy to hear that you'll keep posting. I need my daily Renee fix.

diane said...

I was worried - mama told me you were going into hiding and I thought the blogging world would lose you forever. And since I rarely see you in the real world, I would forget who you are. Phew. Catastrophe avoided.

mrsmouthy said...

Okay EW! Pregnant with puppies? Anyway, my sister had the best mix of dog, and I'm not making this up--it was a Jack Russel and Shitzu, making it a JackShit.

Scarlet said...

I highly recommend that you do not get a puppy. I have one and I have contemplated ways to lose him. He is potentially a trained assassin in a sweet puppy body. He ate my copy of Gone with the Wind Yesterday as well as my glasses (yes I cannot see)my comforter, my rug and my sofa. I am not as of yet his biggest fan. Not to mention I really don't have time to work with him. I am too busy working with my baby and trying to keep Brooklyn in one piece. But they are pretty cute so I could see how you are thinking about needing one.