Is there a cool way to say that you're moving your family into your mom's basement? No?
BUT what if I say it while holding up this guitar in front of my face? Guitars are pretty cool. Rock stars play them. That's got to do something to offset the fact that I'll be sleeping in my old room, right?
See? Pretty cool, right? Or my copy of Rushmore. Rushmore was a really cool movie, and since I own it, I've got to be cool too. Thus, the mom's basement thing is totally null and void. Yes?
Does Abbey Road do anything for you? what if I was like, "Hey guys, I have Abbey Road I'mmovingintomymom'shouse on CD!!"
Does the fact that it's a CD help or hurt?
Henry Rollins is like, Cool Personified. If I'm holding a copy of a book of stories written by Henry Rollins, that's gotta be good.
Hmm... Henry might be a little TOO cool. Like I'm trying too hard or something.
OR L- could say it while holding this tiger and.... ummmmm.... ??
No wait, Babies!
Can't go wrong with chubby babies. I might be unable to purchase a home, BUT I've got a baby. A drooling baby... with a soggy diaper... I give up.
Look, I've got a framed picture of Sean Connery hanging on my wall. I have nothing to prove. Eric and I decided to move into my mom's basement for six months to get ahead on bills, and save up for a down payment on a house. And when I say it like that, it's like, "Oh, okay. Sean Connery Receiving Oscar picture is just icing on the cake at this point".
Gee, I kind of hope Mom lets me hang that in her house.........