Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Oprah

This conversation just happened and I rushed to the computer to write it down so I could always remember that time I was a moron:

Lennon: Mom can we go see Oprah?

Me: Um... we'd have to take a plane to Chicago.

Lennon: Is Oprah only in Chicago?

Me: Yeah. And actually, we couldn't go see Oprah, because Oprah doesn't have a show anymore.

Lennon: That's sad. What do all the singers do?

Me: Singers?

Lennon: Yeah, like (does what I think is a Celine Dion impression)

Me: Are you talking about Celine Dion? I don't know what she does. I'm sure she'll be fine without Oprah.

Lennon: Is she in Chicago too?

Me: (Beginning to question how we got here) No... Las Vegas I think....

Lennon: So but you said you can only see Oprah in Chicago?

Me: Lennon, are you talking about Opera?

Lennon: I think so.

5 comments:

monika said...

funny girls.

Ern said...

That's really funny.

amber and alma said...

I really needed this. Thank you. The first blog I checked made me cry, so thanks for not making me regret checking more of my blog circuit. So So worth it.
My favorite part...L: I think so...

christina said...

I.love.this.

Reminds me of the time Jonas was asking me what a "nipple" was...and after my long explanation and more questions from him, he finally says, "No, Mom. You told me once a long time ago, and it was something different, like a bite." Me: "Ohhh, a NIBBLE." Duh.

christina said...

I.love.this.

Reminds me of the time Jonas was asking me what a "nipple" was...and after my long explanation and more questions from him, he finally says, "No, Mom. You told me once a long time ago, and it was something different, like a bite." Me: "Ohhh, a NIBBLE." Duh.