Lennon: Mom can we go see Oprah?
Me: Um... we'd have to take a plane to Chicago.
Lennon: Is Oprah only in Chicago?
Me: Yeah. And actually, we couldn't go see Oprah, because Oprah doesn't have a show anymore.
Lennon: That's sad. What do all the singers do?
Lennon: Yeah, like (does what I think is a Celine Dion impression)
Me: Are you talking about Celine Dion? I don't know what she does. I'm sure she'll be fine without Oprah.
Lennon: Is she in Chicago too?
Me: (Beginning to question how we got here) No... Las Vegas I think....
Lennon: So but you said you can only see Oprah in Chicago?
Me: Lennon, are you talking about Opera?
Lennon: I think so.