First, Gogurt is trashy. Let's face it. My kids are DRINKING sugary sour cream from a plastic tube with a Nickelodeon character's face on it. That right there is enough to be, like, "I give up, here kids, have some Crocs. Have all the Crocs."
Second, the name Gogurt makes me cringe to the point that I'm sure my face will stay that way if I hear it again. "Mom, can I have some Gogurt?" NOOOOOO! No, you can't, because it's called YOgurt, and when you call it Gogurt, you set the English language back twenty paces past anything LOLCat ever did. (I love LOLCat... that is not the point.)
Third, that noise they make when they suck on the plastic. Oh my goodness, that NOISE. My top three worst Noises are 1) Gunshots 2) AIDS 3) That noise when my kids suck on the plastic Gogurt tube.
In summation Gogurt is disgusting, and I hate it.
And yes, maybe I DID just unknowingly step on a half-eaten tube of it, and failed to realize it until after trekking pink passion flavor all over the hallway, and now I'm just taking my embarrassment out on a harmless dairy-like product.
...but you have to admit, it is a stupid name for food.