Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Possible Titles For Books I Could Write:

1.  Didn't See THAT Coming... : A Memoir

2.  My Kids Eat Too Much Cheese:  A Cookbook in Reverse

3.  The Haunting At Vista Montana: A True Story, I Don't Care What You Say About Apartments "Needing To Settle"

4.  Girls' Club Inc. Party.:  Elaine and No Boys Allowed

(My attempt at 80's Young Adult Lit - you totally know you would have checked out the whole series at the library, too)

5.  Nobody Reads Your Blog:  A Tutorial In Not Being a Jackass

(They'd sell it at Deseret Books)

6.  What Your 'Body Art' Means To Me:  A Sequel To The NY Times Bestseller, Nobody Reads Your Blog

7.  The Whoopi Goldberg Is So Ugly Joke Book

8.  Possible Titles For Books

9.  Everything You Already Know About The Beatles But I'm Writing It Anyway, Because Beatles Fans Will Buy Anything With A Picture of The Beatles On It

10.  'She Didn't Say That' and Other Things I Want To Tell Annoying People 

11.  Things I Know Nothing About:  Book 1

25 comments:

mrsmouthy said...

12. You're Right; My List Is Better

diane said...

I would totally try to read at least one of them. And is it possible to eat too much cheese? Oh wait, I just had to give Ephraim a laxative...maybe that IS possible.
Who knew.

Becca said...

You just made my Wednesday morning. We need to get together again. I want Korbin to meet Lennon!

Scarlet said...

Does the Girls Club series have a racially diverse group of girls one of them being highly fashionable and one of them being a bit of a tom boy and the rest being somewhere in between? And do they ever baby sit?

Kristin said...

I'd like to hear some Whoopi jokes, cuz man, she IS ugly.

Cassandra said...

I would have TOTALLY read the Girls' Club Inc. Party series...um, and I probably still would!

Sarah Beau Bera said...

I would buy the Whoopi book for my husband for Christmas. Because what celebrates Christ's birth better than a joke book?

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