Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Intervention

My sister doesn't know how to comment on a blog yet.  Instead, she sends me an e-mail, telling me what she would have commented.  Oh, no, see I get where you might think that's cute, but no, I don't have a three-year-old sister, or an eighty-year-old sister.  She's actually born in the seventies, around the same time as many of the IT staff who come in and fix your work computer and then go home and program cheats into video games.  Age has nothing to do with this.  She's also working on a master's degree, so her brain probably  works.  And my mom breastfed, so...  really the only excuse is drugs.  Hard drugs.  The kind that even dealers are afraid to sell you.  "Naw man, this'll mess you up too bad.  I won't be a part of it."  But then my sister threatens to cut a B-word (that's how she probably says it to them too...because crazy people say crazy stuff) and they throw it at her and run screaming in the other direction.  

Drugs.  

I really like calling people out when they can't do something.  I think it builds character (not my own, mind you).  So, I'm calling you out, sis.  This is your chance to show the world, (and the legal authorities) that we don't need to worry about your mental state.  That you can, in fact, comment on a blog and live to tell about it.  

And just to show her some support (or to agree with her when she calls me a Giant A*Hole), you should leave a comment too.  Or I'll call the police on you, and make them search your house for meth.  Ball's in your court, kemo sabe.  

11 comments:

Renee said...

P.S. I really hope she's not PMSing when she reads this, or I'm going to have to do a lot of apologizing...

Sarah Beau Bera said...

My favorite bit of today's post was: "And my mom brestfed, so..."

You are the queen.

Katy said...

Maybe she's hesitant because if you're not part of blogger you have to add your name and fill out stuff. Maybe commitment scares her? Hi Renee's sister! Am I reading too much into this? Probably

Renee said...

Katy, don't get too far inside her head. She won't like you too far inside her head.

It's okay, sis. This is a safe place. You can come ou-- NO NO NO, DO NOT GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE. DO NOT!

Luann said...

Hey, even my mom who can hardly even turn on the computer knows how to comment on my blog. Granted the comments are usually sappy and embarrassing, but that's what mom's are for right?

Sister said...

oh no The "even my mom can" card just got thrown down so I guess I better comment so everybody knows I CAN do it. I just choose not to. Well actually I only can cuz Renee sent me a step by step tutorial on how to but still. Here it goes ladies... let's hope I did it right. Or else I will have to send Renee an email telling her all of this. ;)

Renee said...

You are such a better sport than I am. I owe you some hummus or something.

Kristin said...

What I'd really like to know is what kind of incentive plan Nay is on for total blog comments? Seriously, do you get paid in bacon or something? You love you some comments, that's for sure...and now you're calling out your very own sister?

Sad.

Renee said...

sad? I think the word you're searching for is awesome.

diane said...

Did someone say bacon?

mrsmouthy said...

I'm jealous. Your sister reads your blog. I've got 3 and none of them do, so SUCK IT UP. And if your sister's reading this: I'd like to tell you that you don't have to send commenty e-mails to Renee anymore.