I watered a plant sitting by the kitchen sink. I heard a small voice.
"I don't know what that means," I replied, unfazed by the indiscernible babble that sometimes comes out of that little blonde-headed kid that lives underfoot.
"Offtheglow, Mommy. To water your plants. If you use the sink, you could make a big mess. Offtheglow is so beautiful and easy."
That does it. No TV today.