Saturday, December 13, 2008

Things that kill other things

Lions kill gazelles.

Birds kill worms.

Listerine kills germs that cause bad breath (on contact).

Guns kills people (or people do, I forget).

Watching a bunch of Christmas movies just because they are on TV kills blogs.

So I'm not going to write about every movie I watch anymore, even though I will still be watching them. I might do an end of the season wrap up, but that's about it. Unless I watch something so bad, I can't NOT talk about it.

Okay, so you know that scene in (the Disney version of) Alice in Wonderland at the Mad Tea Party when the March Hare and the Mad Hatter scream, "NEW CUP!!!" every time Alice is about to take a drink of her tea? Keep that scene in mind when I do this:

NEW BLOG!!! New blog idea people! Something new, something different. Working on it as we speak. We will see if it all pans out. Stay tuned.


diane said...

I watched a Christmas movie that was actually good the other day, and I thought of you - it's called This Christmas. My mom and I watched it and thought it was really cute.

Homer said...

A Christmas Story
How the Grinch Stole Christmas

That is all anyone needs.

Sheri_Beri said...

Ummm.. Renee, this New Blog story is sounding a lot like one we've already been waiting for... What ever happened to you asking us if we were hip to Pop Culture, aka Celeb Gossip???? I'm still waiting to talk about the crazies in (in the words of my friend Ted Casablanca) Hell-A... LOL

Jason said...

But how will I know which Christmas movies to avoid? I guess I'll have to go back to avoiding them altogether.

Renee said...

Sheri, it's the very same one that I mentioned earlier. I forgot that I brought that up.

Homer, after watching all this crap, I'm inclined to agree.

Diane, I DID like This Christmas! Why are we such nerds?

Jason, did you decorate your "house" for Christmas, or are you waiting for Christmas Eve to get the Christmas-themed furniture. Please tell me they're giving out trees.

Jillsywillsy said...

Elf and the Grinch, yes.

I could do without A Christmas Story this year.

Hope you are doing well. You always crack me up.

mrsmouthy said...

Hey! I totally posted a comment and it didn't show up! It's okay though because Sheri Beri apparently got inside my head, stole my comment, and posted it herself.