In case I die in wisdom tooth removal surgery, I want my last post to be about a porn star.
And it seems that the stars have aligned in my favor, because it just so happens that Ron Jeremy was at Disneyland the very same day as I was.
And I got pictures. Because I'm a sad sad person.
For those of you who CLAIM you don't know who Ron Jeremy is, allow me to refer you to paragraph one of his wikipedia entry. Or maybe, if you're the kind of person who has managed to keep Ron Jeremy out of your pop culture bank this long, do yourself a favor and don't read it.
I realized it was him right away. I was walking to City Hall, and saw him speaking to a security guy, introducing his two blonde companions. First thought when you're me, and you see Ron Jeremy at Disneyland: "That's Ron Jeremy. And he's at Disneyland." Strangely straightforward.
Second thought is, of course, how do I properly document this? So I motion to Eric, CAMERA!! And I express the urgency by pointing without shame at the greasy old guy, who is coincidentally famous for also having no shame. And then Eric tries to be sneaky about capturing his mug, telling L- to Smile, and then pretending to stage a picture of me, and meanwhile I'm like, "Take it!! Take the picture!!!! RON JEREMMMMMYYYYYY!!!"
Poor Ron Jeremy can't enjoy a nice vacation in the park with his skanks without a crazy lady insisting on getting proof that she saw a real life porn star. This is what life in the 'burbs will do to you.
So, Ron Jeremy, if you happen to read mommy blogs, I just want you to know how sorry I am for treating you with such spectacle. I suppose it says something about my character, that I couldn't just let you walk by without gawking. You seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about yourself, and hopefully you can understand that it's just not everyday that an adult video icon walks past my stroller.
Also, and I mean this in the nicest way, thank you for allowing us to keep our distance.