You can't write a blog without thinking first of your audience. Everytime I write, I say to myself, "Who would like this? Who would maybe get offended by it? Who would call me out on it and say that I'm a no-good liar? Who would keep the real story a secret?" I see the faces of those people everytime I hit publish, and I try to guess what they will be thinking when they read it. I hope that I've made them smile or think, and I cross my fingers that it won't be the last thing they read from me.
Yes, these are the faces in my mind. And when I hit publish this time, I hope they don't try too hard to figure out which one of these poorly drawm, ill-conceived renderings is supposed to be them.