Friday, October 3, 2008

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I'm too busy commenting on everyone else's blog today. Check back with me on Monday. I might talk about Toddler beauty pageants, or Vice Presidents, or moms who don't know that their daughters understand Spanish so they think they can talk about them on the phone and say things about how their daughters are lazy, or my thoughts on Prop 102, or project runway unfairness, or that cute baby deer that died, or baby showers.

6 comments:

Katy said...

Let's talk about toddler beauty pagents! Can we can we?! It is my mission in life to move to TX, buy a McMansion and have a daughter to then spend tens of thousands of dollars on spray tanning, "falsies" aka false teeth, and pagent coaches. I want to royaly f-up my daughter and show her that really, beauty IS all that matters. Except of course the ability to dance modern Jazz to Britney Spears "baby one more time." AND BREATHE Katy! Over and out Renee.

diane said...

"..moms who don't know that their daughters understand Spanish so they think they can talk about them on the phone and say things about how their daughters are lazy..." That's the best ever. Thanks for making my weekend.

Jack Francis said...

Diane,

You're lazy. I wrote that in English just for you...

diane said...

Aww. What a sweet brother I have.
Renee, did "that mom" ever catch on that her daughter knew what she was saying? I hope there was some kind of awkward confrontation. And maybe something getting thrown.

mrsmouthy said...

Oh, your post reminds me...do you know where I can buy second-hand false teeth for my toddler's next show?

Keiko & Jeff said...

Ouch, you too? My mom likes to tell perfect strangers about how fat my thighs are and that they have been since birth. I need to get a shirt that reads, "Ask me about my thunder thighs."