My friend wants to hear baby names. She's going for traditional, but I think she needs to get with the times, and look for something new and catchy. Something hip, that will just blow everyone away and scream "I AM AN INDIVIDUAL!!!" I looked around the house earlier today, and came up with a few for her consideration:
Bell - I think it has a nice ring to it.
Cable - If that's too basic, you can always upgrade to Kayble or even Kabel.
Camera - Rhymes with Tamera, but not nearly as slutty.
Influenza - Oh come on, give it a shot.
Tech - I promise, in a few years, this name will be so common, you won't remember what life was like before it.
Chairman - You're going to need to give it time before President or Prime Minister become acceptable.
Camper - While I'm at it, I'm going to go ahead and pitch Tent.
Hiker - Perhaps I'm getting too close to the edge?
Telephone - Okay, okay, I've crossed the line.
Feel free to offer your own suggestions. You know where to do it.